1. THE KESWICK ap FANGWORTHY™ (A toothsome concoction left under our pillow by the oyster fairy) A hard roll, 5.3 oz. hamburger, 3 fried oysters, broiled Swiss cheese, and the oyster  fairy’s very own horseradishsauce...........$11.19

2. THE SIGMUND FREUD™ (Oysters  may have amatory overtones, but a cigar is still a good smoke) 3 fried oysters, broiled Swiss cheese, baked ham, and coleslaw on choice of bread.........$11.19

3. THE DEVIOUS DEVOTA™ (This sandwich is dedicated to all those who are into sausages in upper Transylvania.)2 Polish, 3 Italian sausages, broiled with hot Roy’s “Mittel Europa” sauerkraut, and a soup-can of crushed cherry.........$12.19

4. FRIAR JERRY HOVANEC™ (Well-known potter who is looking for a window) Roast beef, sharp cheese, anchovies, crushed cherry peppers, lettuce, tomato, & horseradish mayo (pray for us)......$10.19

5. THE LOUISE IS A BALDINGER™ (?)Chili brisket, turkey bosom, avocado, Swiss cheese, raw onions, lettuce, tomato, 

& sauce Barbara (pray for yourself)...... $12.19                                                                                                                                      

6. QUEEQUEG™ (Named after my daughter, Pandora.) Crab salad, Swiss cheese, corn beef & golden sauce, all broiled.......$14.19

7. A GOOD COLD SANDWICH™ (Because of inflation the price was raised) Two stale heels of bread enclosing a freshly-made ice cube...$

8. THE ANDY SCHNEIDER™ (A significantly salacious succubus)Chili brisket, turkey bosom, chicken liver pate, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato & chili mayonnaise on four slices of bread......$13.19

9. THE WOLFGANG PINKUS™ (Noted local nonentity and B-flat plumber’s friend virtuoso) Turkey bosom, chicken liver pate,

 Russian dressing, lettuce & tomato......$10.10                                                                                                                                        

10. THE MRS. WOLFGANG PINKUS™ (Noted lady nonentity and Harfung Plucker)Turkey bosom, chicken liver pate, Swiss cheese, raw onions, Russian dressing, lettuce & tomato club.....$10.69

11. THE CLEAN LIVER™ (Have a shot of Mr. Clean)Chicken liver pate, Swiss cheese, bacon, onions, lettuce & tomato club with mayonnaise........$10.19

12. THE CALLIPYGOUS™ (A cheeky sandwich)Austrian boiled beef, chicken liver pate, lettuce, tomato & horseradish mayonnaise......$10.19

13. THE TYROL™ (Named in honor of the late Tyrol Power) Austrian boiled beef brisket with special horseradish mayo........ $7.19 

14 . THE KAISER FRANZ JOSEF XIII™ (Hero of the Battle of Plotz)Austrian boiled beef brisket, sliced turkey bosom, lettuce, tomato & special horseradish mayonnaise.....$10.19

15. THE HEAVENLY EVELYN™ (Retired toe dancing queen and snapdragon fancier) Austrian boiled beef, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato & horseradish mayonnaise...........$9.69

16.  THE CHARLIE BELL™ (A real ding-a-ling)Roast beef, Swiss cheese, sliced Bermuda onion & horseradish mayo......$10.19

17. THE GRACIE BELL™ (Tinker Bell’s altered ego)Broiled Swiss cheese, tomatoes with roast beef, garlic mayo........$10.19

18.  THE BULL & BRINY™ (A lot of salty bull)Lobster salad and roast beef club with mayonnaise........$17.19

19.  THE NOTHING BURGER™ (A light snack)A plain hard roll with butter..........$.89

140. (You expected continuity??)THE ARCH CAMPBELL™ (TV’s favorite ham hock heaver & turkey trusser)Provolone, ham, pastrami, raw sauerkraut--all roiled with Russian dressing.............$12.19

20. THE DOUG LLEWELYN™ (Llanguidly Llounges Llizard-like on Lladies’ Llaps)Baked ham, shrimp salad, chicken bosom, lettuce, tomato & mayo........$14.19

21. THE MARSUPIAL™ (Based on an Old Australian Aborigine) Roast beef with 4 fried oysters on French bread................$13.19

22. THE GOLDEN brisket ™ (By Mrs. Golden) brisket cooked with honey, sherry wine & mysterious Oriental spices (salt, pepper, garlic, etc.) & spread with our own golden sauce.........$7.19

23. THE GIRL OF THE GOLDEN VEST™ (Suffering from a Gilt Complex) Golden brisket, chicken bosom, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce.......$10.19-

24. THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN™ (For people with golden navels) Corn beef, golden brisket, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce...............$10.69

25. THE HEAVY™ (Heavy fat is beautiful) Turkey bosom, golden sauce, crab salad, bacon, lettuce & tomato..........$15.19

26. LASCIVIOUS LUCINDA™ (Fanny Hill’s Natchez Kissin’ Cousin) Spicy roast pork, turkey bosom, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce................$10.69

27. THE HONEYED HOG JOWL™ (You Sticky Li’l Piggy, you) Luverly Luscious Lascivious spicy roast pork with golden sauce......$6.99

28. THE CHARLIE EMPEROR™ (In memory of the World Champion Tin Foil Collector who was crushed by a 20-ton ball of foil) Golden brisket, lascivious roast pork, common Swiss cheese, lettuce & tomato club crowned with our special golden sauce.............$11.19

29. THE NOCHE DE AMOUR™ (At my age, Noche De Amour should be a day of rest) Broiled Swiss cheese over spicy roast pork, 

with golden sauce & tomatoe.....$5.99

30. THE CLAUDE DOG™ (Corn-loving, bottom-pinching, Good Old Claude)Two Polish sausages on French bread, with broiled American cheese, raw onions & nostalgia-laden ole time Kraut Slaw(Schmata)..........10.19